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The Diner Ten Commandments

I. Thou Shalt Not Eat At McDonald's

II. Remember Thy Local Diner And Eat There Often

III. Thou Shalt Not Cover Stainless Steel With Brickface Or Wood

IV. Thou Shalt Not Covet Drive-through Convenience

V. Thou Shalt Not Worship Golden Arches

VI. Thou Shalt Tip Thy Waitress Generously

VII. Thou Shalt Sit At The Counter

VIII. Thou Shalt Pray Facing The Sacred City Of Providence

IX. Thou Shalt Eat A Hearty Breakfast At Any Hour Of The Day

X. Thou Shalt Not Hang Out And Order Nothing But Coffee

God's Ten Commandments

I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images

III. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain

IV. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy

V. Honour thy father and they mother

VI. Thou shalt not kill

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery

VIII. Thou shalt not steal

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor

X. Thou shalt not covet